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Tuesday, May 01, 2007

ha...public holis 2dae...sho muz write smth special...:phees...found some cute stuff in my com skills study book...ya...look carefully!!!

1.Why is an empty purse always the same?
Because there is never any change in it.[In this pun, the word "change has two meanings:1.coins and small bills,2.alteration.]

2.Do you know why it's easy for a hunter to find a leopard?
Because a leopard is always spotted.

3.What do you call a shoe store with only one owner?
A sole proprietorship.

4.Everybody knows that"two wrongs don't make a right."That's an old english saying.But the question is, what do two rights make?
The first airplane.

5.Then there was the scientist who disconnected his doorbell.He wanted to win the Nobel Prize.

6.The clumsy student tripped over his feet in the dark room.I don't think that he was very bright.

ha...funnie ritez...tink except fer no.4 i dun reli noe watz funnie abt...

*yoyo* caught some stars @ *11:22:00 AM*